Jointpost with Sollux time (ACCIDENTAL VIDEO)

[twotwoed]

(By the way, unless you have any objections, Will's text is lilac while Sollux is mustard.)

[The camera pans out to what appears to be the inside of Miss Clair's Psychic Hotline's office. A pink slime creature is standing in front of two of the workers: one a young troll man, and the other...an older human male with questionable fashion taste.]

And I'd like to know just why the hell anyone would let two real psychics work for this headline. The ad specifically asked for fake ones!

...if that's the sort of image you're striving for, it leaves a lot of questions about your priorities...

YOUNG LADY! You have no idea about this company's reputation. For years we've prided ourselves in being the finest in fraudulent fortune-telling, and I'm not about to give that title up now!

[At THAT, Will starts to giggle a bit.]

Comments

[twin_armageddons]

[The troll is wearing his usual dual-coloured shades so nobody catches the overdramatic eyeroll that comment received. The sigh that accompanied it however, is obvious.]

Who even careth if we are technically really pthycic or not, we don't even give a thhit enough to try and uthe actual powerth to help people, we're bathically jutht trolling people and then laughing at them afterwardth.

[twotwoed]

Though I suppose that our capabilities would make the trolling easier...

ah, but I'm getting too many ideas.

[twin_armageddons]

Yeah if anything, the fact that we could uthe actual powerth and then lie to people meanth that we're bathically the betht fakerth you've ever had here and we detherve a raithe or thomething.